Rory and her dad

We went to library this morning. Rory found a girl in there and started talking to her at table. She said "my dad and I are reading Ramona and Beezus. We have one more chapter and then he is going to take me to see the movie." It was really quiet in the library, not very many people. She said "My dad is..." I looked at her and thought, oh god what is she going to say. She saw me look at her and said "He's crazy...oh gosh!" The two people that were in the library could hear every word she said, so I was waiting for "My dad farts..." but she refrained thank goodness!